Christmas Shoes

Zander, what did we tell you about the mexi stache? Alan's never going to kiss you with that stupid thing.

This spawned because of that damn song, you know the one. It came on in the truck and I told dad to change it because it makes me sad, and he's just like 'What? Oh, it doesn't mean what you think it does. She's not meeting Jesus, she's meeting Jesús. It's a Translation Error.'